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The Mt Red Rushmore

An advanced sexual practice where the female is on here period. You start by putting the female on her head(vagina facing up) and proceed to have intercourse for at least an hour. All the blood will build up and sink to the bottom of her vaginal cavity. You then tell her to contract her vaginal cavity causing the blood to ooze out. Then you have just preformed The Mt Red Rushmore
“Hey babe, it’s that time of the month, wanna do The Mt Red Rushmore?”

Daddy D and the Baby MT’s 

I got my third eye squeegeesd clean by Daddy D and the baby MT’s.

the fuck-mtv generation 

the small part of the population that was born after 1980 that does not conform to everything that is shown on mtv. people who can actually see the brainwashing effect that the channel has and can embrace rock music, in fact anything that uses an actual drumbeat and doesnt have a synthesiser
the people who should be in charge of the world are the fuck-mtv generation

Transformers More Than Meets The Eye (MTMTE) 

When the war ended, Rodimus prime and his crew set-off on their Starship "The Lost Light" to find the Knights of Cybertron, The Engines unfortunately malfunctioned, and almost everyone was blasted off into outer-space. The Survivors of the Lost light came looking for the Crew that disappeared, which Skids, a theoretician was invited onto the Lost Light. A lot happened in between, but then the Dark Cybertron Series was released, and it featured Shockwave making a duplicate of Metroplex, the Necro-titan, to attack or to hold off the Autobots and The Decepticons while they are trying to prevent Shockwave From Ruling all over the universe. That is when Megatron, tortured, ripped in half, and turned into a portal by Shocwave, comes in. He formed an alliance with the autobot Bumblebee to stop Shockwave from accomplishing his plan. Someone in the scene that figured out a way to stop the Necro-titan (forgot his name, sorry!) But it is required with Metroplex's Thumb, which was found in space. Megatron, with his new ability to teleport, he teleported Metroplex's thumb into Metroplex's palm, and somehow healing him and the other's around him, defeating the Necro-titan in the process. After that, Shockwave murdered Bumblebee by blasting a hole right through Bumblebee's chest. Megatron then furiously battled Shockwave. After "A Lot Of Things", Megatron then decided to become an Autobot.
Transformers More than Meets The Eye (MTMTE) is one of the Best Comic Books Ever!

The full MTG 

A degree of delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary and Biden regularly do so.
Have you spoken to Lauren recently? She gone the full MTG.
The full MTG by Monkey's Dad February 2, 2021

The full MTG 

Delusional derangement worthy of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Craziness on par with believing that the Sandy Hook massacre was staged, that Trump is a Messiah sent by God to smite the Democratic child-killers lurking under the pizza parlor, and indeed that he "won" the election. To clarify; that Adam Lanza did not kill any children but that Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden regularly do so.
Have you spoken to Lauren recently? She's gone the full MTG.
The full MTG by Monkey's Dad February 2, 2021