the law

Law enforcement agents, most often the police.

Call the law, they shooting!

by southerngirl February 26, 2004

The Law

Sylvester Stallone.

"I AM THE LAW. DROP YOUR WEAPONS."
- Sylvester Stallone as "Judge Dredd" in the film "Judge Dredd".

by R4nd0mF4660t November 26, 2011

The Law

The name for a dickhead, who thinks they're enforcement for a certain shop or area. "The Law" is used as a Title.

That guy, who works in Poundland stocking shelves, The Law is a right dickhead. Kicked me and my mates out for talking too loud at lunch.

by ScreaminChaos March 1, 2018

The Law

Name for a penis. Used solely for the purpose of being able to say that one is about to "lay down The Law" instead of "have sex". Accredited to Patrick of the Ace Deuce in 2008.

Hey man what did you do last night?

Well, I laid down The Law with some chick...if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*

by youknowme... December 7, 2009

The law

When someone brings up something they don’t like to share with you they legally have to tell you. It’s the law

“i refuse to tell anyone my middle name. cause i hate it ”
“Okayyyy well now you legally have to tell me ”
“i will do no such thing! “
“U must! ‘‘Tis the law“

by Jimmy jones September 28, 2019

The law

A system put in place that helps keep society in place and manages to fuck it up from time to time

Why can’t I park here ??

Cuz this company got a sign that say by the law that you can’t park here !

by Klinkhammer January 15, 2019

The law

No one escapes it.

"No one escapes the law!"

by Lelsy June 11, 2018