the Home Depot

When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass...then lick your index finger and run your finger down her ass crack to smooth it out.
I gave my woman the Home Depot right after we got home from Lowe's.
by Starletta January 31, 2008
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A store to get the finest dry wall. It tastes splendid.
*School Ends* Student: Yo! Wanna go to Home Depot? Other Student: YEAH! The drywall is amazing!
by Smatos November 12, 2019
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HOE-M D-POE 1 . A large warehouse providing building materials for the construction industry 2. Considered a co-workers garage of which is stockpiled with stolen materials from local construction sites as well as his/her own employer 3. Place where cheap labor, ie mexicans, can be purchased at a low cost and employed for physically demanding jobs of which pennies can be barterd for services. See also; beaner, wetback, tijuana river rat.
1.
John Doe has to purchase lumber to frame up a wall from Home Depot, and will consider hiring a mexican to clean up the mess when the project is complete.

2.
John Doe : Why do I constantly steal materials that customers pay for and fill my garage with them, im practically running a Home Depot from my garage.
Juan Doe : I like carne asada.

3.
John Doe : I have to dig a trench in my backyard.
Jane Doe : You should go to Home Depot and hire a Mexican to work for table scraps.
by Jack B November 18, 2005
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Pedro: "Hey Juan, lets go get a job"
Juan: "TO HOME DEPOT!!"
by Epif en tree October 20, 2008
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The hightest degree one can reach on the tool scale.
God damn that bastards past a tool shed he's a fucking home depot. Holy shit.
by Scuba fucking steve October 05, 2003
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the biggest type of tool that someone can be
Me: See that guy with the popped collar?
You: Yes he is a Home Depot
by LAcrasher00 February 14, 2009
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(v.) To do some home improvement or repair yourself that normally whatshisname (your ex) or a handyman would do, except you're divorced, which is why you're too cheap to call a handyman. To DIY.
I couldn't home-depot my way out of that one, so I had to call Roto-Rooter and put it on Visa.
by dinachka7 March 09, 2007
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