The Hitchhiker
While pleasing a girl, to stick your thumb out like a hitchhiker and plug it up her vagina. Very simple yet effective.
The Hitchhiker by Jason Kenyon May 27, 2012
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The hitchhiker
Hey baby, what's up?
Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.
I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.
Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.
I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.
The hitchhiker by Hereitcomes September 20, 2006
The Hitchhiker
When you are with a female and you are giving her oral and you realize that she would rather rub one off herself. You proceed to allow her to rub one off while you extend your thumb and stick it in the vagina while she is rubbing so that you can feel all the goodness during her orgasm.
As I was giving my girl oral, I realized that she would prefer The Hitchhiker so I proceeded to give her a thumb up for joy.
The Hitchhiker by cskIcemancsk July 29, 2009
The Hitchhiker
When you borrow your friend's shorts/pants after he had just jerked-off in them. You are now harboring a "hitchhiker"! You then go home to your wife/gf and do the dirty, 9 months later you have a kid fathered by none other than... Your best friend!
The Hitchhiker
The Hitchhiker by G Money 44 June 27, 2011
The Hitchhiker
Thoughts in time and out of season
The Hitchhiker
Stood by the side of the road
And leveled his thumb
In the calm calculus of reason
Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.
I was out on the desert for awhile
Yeah. in the middle of it
Right
Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem
When I was out on the desert, ya know
I don't know how to tell you
But, uh, I killed somebody
(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know
I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah
This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble
And I just couldn't take it, ya know
And I wasted him
Yeah
The Hitchhiker
Stood by the side of the road
And leveled his thumb
In the calm calculus of reason
Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.
I was out on the desert for awhile
Yeah. in the middle of it
Right
Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem
When I was out on the desert, ya know
I don't know how to tell you
But, uh, I killed somebody
(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know
I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah
This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble
And I just couldn't take it, ya know
And I wasted him
Yeah
The Hitchhiker
The Hitchhiker by Death Menace May 2, 2023
the hitchhiker
"The other day, I had this girl spread out, waiting to get heavy...but I surprised her! I flipped her over on her belly and gave her the hitchhiker instead!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
the hitchhiker by 0jir0 February 3, 2026
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