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The Hemingway 

A sex act in which the man pulls out before climax, and instead of busting a nut on the woman he cum-sprays himself in the face. If possible he then proceeds to make out with her with a jizz covered face.
"I got wasted last night and did the Hemingway with this bitch... She ran off in terror, and I woke up with my right eye glued shut."
The Hemingway by GravyRocket August 17, 2009
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The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way)

Noun: A word to describe the action of shooting oneself with a shotgun, inherently ending his or her life, in order to escape life's pressures; named for Ernest Hemingway, who did the very same thing.
"Dude, you got an "F" on your English test? Dang, you should totally go The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way).

Doing the Hemingway 

Getting drunk, banging two or three girls and then writing a small novel til the sun goes down...or comes up.
"Doing the Hemingway to-night."

"Shit! I'll bring condoms and my sister."

"See you at 7 then."
Doing the Hemingway by Jim Witness September 5, 2010

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The Heming-way 

To blast one's head off with a shotgun, similar to the author Ernest Hemingway's preferred choice of suicide.
John's girlfriend broke up with him. Rather than move on like any normal person would do, he decided he couldn't live anymore without her and went the Heming-way.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026