The Heath

Notorious wooded spot that shares borders with Crayford, Wilmington and Bexley in Kent, England.
After dark it becomes a spot for middle-aged men wearing caps and sunglasses to engage in gay sex and dogging amongst the trees.

"Did you just see those two men? They were walking onto the Heath carrying a plastic bag."

KEEP GAYS OFF OUR HEATH - Local flyer.

by Preset Mode May 13, 2006

The Heath

A sex act, upon which the male will give oral to the female, who is on her period. When sufficient blood is around his mouth the male will stop and whisper "Why so serious?". Named after the famous actor, Heath Ledger for his performance as the Joker in Batman: The Dark Knight.

"Did you see that guy go down on his girlfriend while she was on her period. He did The Heath and said 'Why so serious?' when he came up"

by I Invented This May 11, 2009

The Heath

The Heath -

n. - a belligerently wasted, out of control girl who throws chairs, kicks radiators, and doesn't know how to pop a squat

adv. - description of the actions of a girl who has drank too much to know where her house is, where her room is, and may ask if she can vomit on your toes

v. - the act of being out of control and too outrageous for words.

n. - After years of being trapped as a wifey, "the Heath" came out to play tonight and seems to have kicked her radiator out of her wall.

What a Heath, screaming at that homeless man to eat some Shwarmas

Heather, you're the Heath right now

The Heath came out last night and she made some questionable life decisions.

Stop being such a Heath!!

adv. - DeShauna is 'Heath-ing', wow, she punched a man in the face for jokingly stealing her beer!

v. - You 'Heath-ed' out last night girl, you were flailing your arms around screaming downtown that YOU WERE NOT GUILTY and told a man that you loved his orange motorcycle

by heathfan March 3, 2011

The Heath Ledger

Only the greatest drink ever! If you manage to not die of fatal respiratory depression! The heath ledger is none other than champagne or any favorite alcoholic drink with 2mg of xanax, 15mg of oxycodone, promethazine (or benadryl if your a pussy), and if you can't sleep ambien (lol). The alcohol provides a base drunkness, the xanax creates further "blackout" so you can't remember the retarded shit you did on it, the oxycodone provides insane euphoria and pain relief from the stupid shit you do and the promethazine potentiates the former three! The ambien is for if you survive so you can sleep like a winrar and total bad ass saying "as if 4 controlled substances that all potentiate each other isn't enough I just added a 5th!". This drink is not FDA approved but if it were I would imagine our entire country would be dead and the remaining survivors leanin' pretty good. Think the G6 jet of cough syrup. If you can puff out a cough on this bad boy your an alien.

Fuck man that party was lame as shit so I grabbed my oxy and xanax and went diving through the kids grandma's medicine cabinet and whooped up the heath ledger, I don't remember anything from the past 24hours but I saw some video and apparently it was epic!

The Heath Ledger™ number one recommended drink for and by trolls!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 22, 2011

The Heath Ledger

A sexual fetish where a woman is on her period and her partner takes the blood, rubs across their own face and says "Why so serious?"

She was her rag so I decided to skip the red wings and go right for the Heath Ledger. Vagina period joker

by Brando Jung July 29, 2015

Heath Ledger as the Joker

Going down on a girl while she is on her period, the blood on the face of the man (or woman) giving head gives the appearance of the make-up on Heath Ledger's face when he played the Joker in "The Dark Knight."

Also known as "Earning your Redwings," is the same as "Heath Ledger as the Joker."

by bobbybagpiper July 9, 2010

Got a date with the health inspector

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

by Frixion fred March 17, 2019