The Hater

A column on the AV Club, a website spun off from The Onion that focuses on pop culture. It is written by Amelie Gillette and usually updates once a day on a M-F schedule. Although she occasionally shows biting wit, many of her subjects are just fish in a barrel, and would be better off ignored than having such vast reserves of negative energy wasted on their idiocy. She appears to possess an especially extreme hatred for Dane Cook and Zach Braff.

The Hater is really drinkin' the haterade today. Did you see where she blasted Paris Hilton?

by roundthewheel October 24, 2007

The Hater

A short girl, brownish-blondeish hair that is one of the biggest label whores on the face of the earth.

Someone who is rich and have so much hatred at the same time

by curtis November 22, 2004

The Hater

A sexual act where by a bloke is doing a chick up the ass in the doggie position. The bloke then puts one leg over the chick and places his foot on her head. Then the chick has the shit fucked out of her while her head is mashed as hard as possible.

I had this nasty biatch on the go..hehe..so i was all like "i'm gettin up in that ass bitch!"..hehehe..and she was like "yeah lob it in there boss"..hehe..and i was thinkin damn this snatch is nasty..hehe..she deserves The Hater...hehe...so i cocked my leg over her..hehe..and ground that bitches head into the dirt..hehe.

by Davo Brain August 30, 2005

The Hater Card

When someone is confronted by criticism, but don't want to use it as advice to improve, they pull "The Hater Card" where they'll call you or others a hater, say the phrase "Haters gonna hate" or anything involving the word "Hater" as a means to avoid the criticism.

"Hey, although it is funny, try not to repeat the joke all that much. It'll become unfunny after a couple times."

"Haters gonna hate!"

"You're just going to pull The Hater Card because you don't like what I said? Fuck off."

by Mylittlepony May 25, 2018

The hater Paradox

The hater parodox refers to the idea that because a 'hater' generally goes around and hates on everyone they deem uncool or otherwise, for some reason, do to the fact they are a hater and haters are in fact losers they should hate on themselves, producing a self hating hater, Hopefully that because of this paradox all haters will die out by 2012

Hey man did you hear, the hater paradox has been proven by einstiens ghost!

by Kylefromdetox May 14, 2010

The Real Hater

Everybody knows who you are. A stereotype generator and a human being labeler. A freekin' cancer factory.

MLK on the Tv: "...judged by the content of our character"
Jay-Z on a Cd: "actions, well, yall already know the actions."
Dare Drug Free: "The Real Hater."

by StillGodTime September 11, 2010

The Bro-Hater Index

The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are

Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index

by Chewbaccabuddy December 30, 2024