The gib

The saddest bitch, he has two little kittens AKA his KIDS. He LOOOVVESSSS to give them a big tickle fight in the middle of the nudist beach. He loves helping his student once he gets to the code he gives all the help with his third leg. He is also a is an avid collecter of fine furnitrue. Such as the Wallace and Gromit clock.

The gib came so hard my code became filthy.

by dick and balls yb February 7, 2022

Pullin' the Gib

Spouting off racist or derogatory remarks while drunk.
As in Mel Gibson's when he is drunk.

He was "pullin' the Gib" again last night.

by jaime jaime August 26, 2006

Hack the Gibson

Hack the Gibson, is a phrase which originated from the movie Hackers, and is generaly used either with some degree of compliment to another person, or as a sarcastic term directed at those who request the steriotypical 'How to Hack' posts, usually an unskilled, unwilling to learn 'script kiddie'.

Positive: Man, that server was so locked down that it was like trying to Hack the Gibson.

Negative:
Script Kiddie: I wan7 70 b3 a 1337 h4x0r!11!! S0M3ONE T34CH ME TO HAX0R PLS!!111!!!

Real Hacker: Start by trying to Hack the Gibson.

by positron August 31, 2006

The Gibson Special

The Gibson Special is a highly advanced sexual maneuver requiring extreme flexibility. Almost certainly dreamt up by a posh twat at Oxford/Cambridge University it involved the man tucking his legs behind his head whilst anally penetrating his fair maiden. The lady involved straddles the not-so-gentleman whilst leaning forward. The man then then proceeds to rock backwards and forwards on his spine for a maximum of sixty seconds before sustaining long term lower back damage. Oral can occur simulatenously.

Girl: "Hey. You disgust me. I would never like you in a million years."

Boy: "Shush. Come over. I'll give you The Gibson Special"

Girl: "Ooo"

A more wonderful love story there has never been.

Come over, I'll give you The Gibson Special.

by Captain, my ex-captain May 4, 2015

The Gibboon

The Gibboon is a clumsy creature, commonly creating akward social situations which ultimately lead to it's humiliation.

These screw-ups, or by the Latin name "Giblunders" can include;
Voice / speech errors.
Countless fumbles (tripping / stumbling).
Breaking, dropping or spilling everything it hopelessly tries to hold on to.
Painful accidents leaving permanent physical and mental damage.
Complete lack of foresight.
General bad luck.

The Gibboon is also known for its immense laziness, becoming out of breath and tired after performing simple day-to-day tasks.

Hey "The Gibboon" is on its way *crash*

Clumsy, clumsy Gibboon

by ROHAI March 21, 2011

The Gibson

The person in the room who is the most offended by the topic of conversation.

When we started talking about male body parts Megan turned red and was The Gibson.

by jscar2 May 14, 2013

Hack the Gibson

The process of using a home computer (PC) and internet connection to infiltrate and copy the information (mainly garbage files) found in a supercomputer (or a Gibson) to a floppy diskette.

"If you want a seriously righteous hack, you should score one of those Gibsons..."

or

Despite his expert hacking finesse, Ryan's attempts to hack the Gibson were thwarted as his connection was traced and the FBI charged into his home and arrested him. Garbage files were safely copied.

by FlameingSink October 13, 2003