THE GREEK

a slimey european version of a dirty mexican male sex offender

THE GREEK: a strangley lookin fake tanned fellow but somehow still quite very reem, who creeps on unsuspecting poon.

by neslon mandela June 6, 2011

The Greek

The ability to roll R's and Gleek at the same time, which provides specific oratory functions for a Vagina.

Once he performed The Greek, I no longer considered him to be a myth — legendary.

by lieon81 March 1, 2025

The Greek Freak

A monster well beyond anything seen in the NBA before and an actual highlight machine. Known for his long strides, the occasional euro-step (or _gyro-step_) and the ability to hurt the rim more than any other player in the league, the Greek Freak is one of the best players in the league (arguably THE best) and virtually impossible to stop.

The Greek Freak's real name has been a challenge for everyone in the league to pronounce (Giannis Antetokounmpo, Greek: Γιάννης Αντετοκούνμπο, IPA: ˈʝanis adetoˈkumbo) so in his rookie year NBA sportcasters have given him the nickname "Greek Freak" to accentuate his unique physical skills: he sits at 6.11 tall (2.11m) with a 7.3 wingspan (2.21m).

- Harden is OK, but I'm liking the Greek Freak for MVP this year. Dude is unstoppable!

by limarctan April 7, 2019

The Greek Experience

When you eat Greek food or anything at a Greek dinner and you shit like you got fucked in the ass all night long like the Greeks invented

After eating those gyros last night today I'm having the Greek Experience. I'm shitting like I got fucked in the ass all night long

by Nick Hertz May 26, 2018

The Greek Gods

A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.

The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.

The Greek Gods

FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.

FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...

by Big Bad Beaver October 11, 2018

The Greek Family Tree

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

The Greek Sounding Salad Toss

A sexual act where one person inserts olives into the other's urethra, followed up with analingus.

"She gave him The Greek Sounding Salad Toss last night!"

by Trapmcfiggins January 18, 2024