The Falcor

A sexual act involving a man ejaculating on a womans face, and the woman then shaking her semen covered face like a dog.

Also known as The Luck Dragon.

"So what crazy shit did you get up to last night, Karly?" "Some dude came on my face and I totally nailed The Falcor".

The Falcor by luckdragon May 18, 2014

Drivin the Falcon 

Goin Han Solo...I did it for the wookie...to masturbate to porn

Guess I'm home with all the nerds tonight
drivin the falcon...

Drivin the Falcon by drasticjasper December 22, 2008

The Falcon 

The infamous nick name of a very large nose, a term made popular by the nose of a very famous Spanish teacher who shall not be named. It may also be used to refer to anyone who has a very large nose in size, and when said person turns to the side, it is the largest feature of their face, resembling the beak of a falcon.

Person A- Check out "The Falcon" on that guy

Person B- Word, i wonder if he flies
Person A- How can a nose be that big?
Person B- Think he might be a pedophile

The Falcon by Pedo-Phile-Fan-bear June 15, 2011

The Falcon! 

Flapping your arms around, and making squawking sounds while giving a blow job.

That bitch gave me The Falcon!. It was the greatest shit ever!

The Falcon! by Jedi Master Yoda May 2, 2007

The Falcon 

After having coitus with a woman, you stand up for a moment and after looking around, jump into the air and bring your fist down right into the upper area of her vagina, around her clitoris. The noise she will make will resemble the screech of a falcon.

And remember, the falcon is not complete without yelling, "FALCON PUNCH!" Just like the Captain himself.

Dude! I think Mike's girlfriend got the Falcon! I could hear her screech two blocks away!

The Falcon by Dr. Winston O' Boogie February 7, 2008

The Falconer

Produced by Torrey Pines High School students, the Falconer is the best freaking newspaper in San Diego, maybe even in California. The Falconer is known for it's controversial articles, its hilarious backpage, and for having the best publications staff in the whole damn world.

Nick: Hey man, did you know the falconer is coming out this friday?

John: of course, i have it on my calender!!!

The Falconer by Falconerd April 25, 2010

Flew the Falcon 

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

Flew the Falcon by Pork Almighty March 24, 2021