The Cold

To give one another The Cold is to have the male/males jizz into their partners nostrils so that it runs down and gives the appearance of a runny nose, thus giving them The Cold. In some cases guys take 'giving the cold' to heightened extremes. In stead of receiving the normal pleasure they just look to it as spreading as much cold as they can, tagging women every chance they get. It is frowned upon in most states because the cold has spread too rapidly.

Guy1. Bro did you finally give susy the cold last night? Guy2. Yeah bro, she got a full blast of the cold.

by Ferrus July 10, 2011

The cold

The cold? THE COLD!?

Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

The Cold Shoulder

A tool of rejection in which the giver completely ignores the receiever, thereby giving him/her the 'cold shoulder'.

Delilah gave me the proverbial cold shoulder yesterday at work, not even regarding my presence in the copy room.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

The Cold Backpack

Similar to the Cold Shoulder, the cold backpack is when you are trying to find a seat on the bus and people put their baggage next to them on the seat to stop you from stealing their one seated glory.

When you are riding a public transportation system, such as a school bus, and someone who wants to sit alone nonchalantly pushes their backpack to the outside of the seat to shun and/or reject the possibility of sitting with them.

Guy on Cell Phone walking onto bus: "Yes Mom I did my homewor... hold on this freshman bitch just gave me the cold backpack, I'm gonna have to empty a leg on this douche bitch.”
Douche Bitch:(thinks to himself) "Oh Shart!"

by TheCrimsonKross November 3, 2009

The cold side

The cold side is the side on a pillow that is colder than the other. If you are feeling warm in the middle of the night and you get the cold side, it is basically heaven.

"Damn, I just found the cold side"

by TheSpicyPickle March 11, 2020

The Cold Shudter

Text message version of giving someone the cold shoulder:

When someone ignores a text message (or group of text messages) by quickly swiping the message away, and off the smartphone screen causing a "shutter effect" that you see used with pictures and videos.

Boy "She is definitely giving me the cold shudter, I bet she hasn't even read any of my messages!"

Girl "Omg, look how annoying he is with all these text messages. Delete, delete, delete" As she swipes away and deletes all of the messages without acknowledging them.

by Disqualifier May 3, 2014

The Cold Schlong

The act of abstaining from sexual relations prior to marriage phrased in a blunt and oftentimes over-zealous tone.

I want to keep dating Jane, but every time I bring up doing the hankey pankey she keeps giving me The Cold Schlong.

by KillerBill November 3, 2021