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the carpet

A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.

The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.
Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?

Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.
by HoldTightAsnee November 27, 2017
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The Carpet

“There goes Jerry again sleeping on the carpet.”
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The Carpet Is Lava

A phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, Duane & BrandO are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.
1) "The carpet is lava, bitch!"
2) "You'd better watch your step, Ashleigh. You know the carpet is lava..."
3) You should probably vacuum the lava some time. It's looking pretty carpety.
by dishesdoer August 27, 2009
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The Carpet Cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.
"That bitch never even saw the carpet cleaner coming."
by Long Island August 13, 2004
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The carpet matches the drapes

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.
Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?
by Old Coot April 19, 2018
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curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.
Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.
by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003
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