The method of "enhanced interrogation" that a group of rogue
government officials uses to solicit dubious information from enemy combatants while denying the likelihood that similar techniques
may then be used on
friendly troops, as popularized by the administration of the 43rd President of the United States of America. Includes waterboarding, sexual humiliation, religious offenses, using animals, or any other technique forbidden by international treaty.
Joseph didn't tell me where he hid my pr0n DVDs, so I used the Bush
System on him until he cried like a baby. I still
don't know where the DVDs are, though.