The bush theory is a theory that all of the bushs (US presidents) are all lizard people.It explains how the bushs caused 9/11. They live underground in there swamps and are the main cause of swamp ass
George: Did you hear about the bush theory.
Jack: Yeah man it's crazy.
George: Better be careful. You might get swamp ass.
The method of "enhanced interrogation" that a group of roguegovernment officials uses to solicit dubious information from enemy combatants while denying the likelihood that similar techniques may then be used on friendly troops, as popularized by the administration of the 43rd President of the United States of America. Includes waterboarding, sexual humiliation, religious offenses, using animals, or any other technique forbidden by international treaty.
Joseph didn't tell me where he hid my pr0n DVDs, so I used the Bush System on him until he cried like a baby. I still don't know where the DVDs are, though.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.