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The Bort

The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site
"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"
by mike ignagni June 15, 2008
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Pormped in the bort

The future past perfect tense of pumped in the butt.
By tomorrow you will have had been pormped in the bort.
by EgonD October 10, 2010
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The Bortnik Effect

When someone is so utterly awesome and cultured and refined in the most west coast hipster kind of way that you can't help wanting to Facebook stalk him/her until ya'll are besties, possibly more....
He is so fucking extra, He is having The Bortnik Effect on me, it's fucking spiritual!
by B-Radical31882 May 9, 2018
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The bortolussi

The bortolussi is a fun new device invented by a man named Chris defer. The bortolussi is a portable wind tunnel showing how aerodynamic an object is.
I used the bortolussi today to see how aerodynamic Michael’s hair is.
by MarcusGolf99 March 31, 2025
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