the blake

to go to a party, most likely of someone you dont like, sneak into the laundry room, and shit in the dryer, then turn timer to 90 min on high cotton.

to go to a laundymat, throw a freshly pooped in sock into a dryer, insert max amount of quarters and leave.

youve been hit by the blake

the blake by yourstruley November 12, 2007

The Blake

The act of receiving gay butt sex, but not seeking the courtesy reach around, seemingly only seeking the feel of a cock in the ass

Jerry surprised joe by not asking for a reach around, and pulled The Blake

The Blake by concerned hudson resident February 29, 2008

the blake

the ugly person accepted by the beautiful people

Oh my god, look at that guy with all those hott chicks! He is definately the blake.

the blake by K.A.C. June 11, 2009

The Blake School 

Otherwise known as The Blake School of the Unnaturally Pretentious, these whiter than sour cream trustfund babies attend the finest school for douchebaggery in the western Minneapolis Suburbs. These vineyard vines-wearing assholes have no limit to the that they show off daddy's new jag.

<extremely expensive Mercedes rolls past blasting Mercy>
Person 1: Who was that douchebag? I could smell his Lacoste body spray from a mile away.
Person 2: Oh Christain Hammerschmidt IV? Yeah he goes to The Blake School

The Blake School by MinneapolisUnchained May 20, 2014

The Blake Show

The Blake Show is a name of a team. Usually this team dominates its competitors and knows how to win all the big games. The amount of talent on the team is great and they all play well similar to an all-star team.

The Blake Show is killing the Hawks team as we speak. They are just such a good team.

The Blake Show by honey ns April 13, 2011

blake the steak 

by definition
1. A child whom is not into sporting activities
2. An artist who does the "graffiti"

but by our definiton
1. the only genuine hipster in the world
2. doesn't need sports because this person is too bomb
3. one who knows too many cool words that the friend has to continually use this website

"that party last night was blaking the steaking"
"that kid is a total blake the steak. he dont need no.....SPORTITATION!"

blake the steak by lucyliuhu February 21, 2008

Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake

“Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”

Blake The Snake by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 10, 2021