The Athlete

Is a runner NOT a sprinter

Traits: Very, yes i mean Very Big Brains, ALL the girls come to him, Fast, Usually a farmer, Owns an Iphone, goes to a small school

Appearance: Tall, Muscular, has a huge mustache, a good eye for girls

Fails: Athletes usually lose to asians..small asians. Can't handle longboards. Thinks hes good at FIFA.

Weaknesses: Athletes usually are weak agains't Chicken Fried - Zac Brown Band

"Cold beer on a friday night," - Crowd
"STOPPPP IT fjsdlkafjkldsjafkljsdaklf Aghhh," - Athlete

"Look at the big brains on the athlete." - anonymous

by anon #/b/ June 10, 2010

the black athlete

all niggas who be playin them sports off the heezy but are too dumb to make the grades

1. We are gonna have to lower our standards...to play with this competition, we need the black athlete.
2. Better watch out, the black athlete gonna stuff yo shit.

by Big O March 10, 2005

The best athlete

Somone who loves a sport unconditionally but is hated by so many in that sport, they’re the ones who try so hard in everything just to be talked bad about or hated. No matter how nice they are even you might be mad at them. Jealousy takes over their world with most of their class talking bad about them because of how good they are. So if you see the best athlete in your class or team, let them know your proud of them, most of the time they are told other wise by coaches or parents

The Best athlete is making MVP on most everything

by Best athlete January 13, 2026

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

@JUSTJOOO

*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023

A close encounter of the athletic kind

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.

One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.

by futbolr21 August 22, 2023

The most athletic guy in school

Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.

Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield

by EpixxPerson March 19, 2022

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

by Hocarim May 27, 2022