by seekingschmeeling September 20, 2008
Get the the ark mug.The Ark Is the main spaceship of the autobots. constructed 6 days before the autobots left cybertron. the ark was modeled after a glorified cargo hauler. The Ark's weapon systems contained Multiple Heavy Bullet AA Guns, And Automated Rocket Pods and sentries
by NovMan1EP February 23, 2021
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Get the The Ark mug.The Ark of the Covenant a.k.a. one of the most sacred gifts to mankind has been found in the form of a pictograph by of all people Michael Thomas Fazio from Howard Beach Queens New York and this we all know to be true.
Yes ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, an exact replica of The Ark of the Covenant that which the Lord God gave Moses to guide the wandering Hebrews through the desert has been placed in the most highly publicized and distributed piece of artwork on the face of the planet Earth a.k.a. the entire Reverse of {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}}. Of course this piece of artwork fulfills every aspect of Deuteronomy chapter 32 verses one through seven.
This artwork is also the most complex piece of artwork ever created in the history of this world and is only discernible by those who can understand hieroglyphs, pictographs, ideograms, Mercator projection, and {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} because otherwise it simply looks like an obscure design.
Therefore Michael Fazio spent 35 years of his life doing research into pictographs, hieroglyphs and the study of {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} at which point at the age of 50 years started writing a book and on April 15, 2010 copyrighted that book and immediately created a website with a 439 picture shopping cart
@ www.AngelsontheArk.com
Yes ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, an exact replica of The Ark of the Covenant that which the Lord God gave Moses to guide the wandering Hebrews through the desert has been placed in the most highly publicized and distributed piece of artwork on the face of the planet Earth a.k.a. the entire Reverse of {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}}. Of course this piece of artwork fulfills every aspect of Deuteronomy chapter 32 verses one through seven.
This artwork is also the most complex piece of artwork ever created in the history of this world and is only discernible by those who can understand hieroglyphs, pictographs, ideograms, Mercator projection, and {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} because otherwise it simply looks like an obscure design.
Therefore Michael Fazio spent 35 years of his life doing research into pictographs, hieroglyphs and the study of {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} at which point at the age of 50 years started writing a book and on April 15, 2010 copyrighted that book and immediately created a website with a 439 picture shopping cart
@ www.AngelsontheArk.com
To prove that the Ark of the covenant is defined precisely on the reverse of the one dollar bill we have the Lord God's First Commandment; a.k.a.
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods before Me ~!
{{{ IN GOD WE TRUST ~ ONE ~ }}} has the identical meaning and I don't for one moment believe this is a coincidence ~ !
But if you need more proof the entire greenside or the reverse of the {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}} is an exact replica of the measurements given to Moses by the Lord God as instructions to build the Ark of the Covenant scaled down & all of this has been proven in the book Angels on the Ark by Michael Fazio
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods before Me ~!
{{{ IN GOD WE TRUST ~ ONE ~ }}} has the identical meaning and I don't for one moment believe this is a coincidence ~ !
But if you need more proof the entire greenside or the reverse of the {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}} is an exact replica of the measurements given to Moses by the Lord God as instructions to build the Ark of the Covenant scaled down & all of this has been proven in the book Angels on the Ark by Michael Fazio
by HoodwinkedbyanAngel November 23, 2010
Get the The Ark of the Covenant mug.1. An ironic twist on the phrase 'State of the art' to mean the exact opposite of that, i.e. something is ancient, outdated and useless.
"Check out this old 90's mobile phone I found tucked away in the back of a drawer - proper 'State of the Ark'!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"
by Mulgie September 20, 2019
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1. Any item that is old, archaic or technically obsolete.
2. A outdated idea born of ancient folklore, lacking factual basis in reality and of no real use to modern discourse.
3. Any situation (usually apocalyptic) arising from the hallucinations of a drunk old man, involving thousands of trapped animals having sex and/or killing each other.
4. Thoughtless mispronunciation of the phrase "state of the art" (cutting edge; top of the line)
1. Any item that is old, archaic or technically obsolete.
2. A outdated idea born of ancient folklore, lacking factual basis in reality and of no real use to modern discourse.
3. Any situation (usually apocalyptic) arising from the hallucinations of a drunk old man, involving thousands of trapped animals having sex and/or killing each other.
4. Thoughtless mispronunciation of the phrase "state of the art" (cutting edge; top of the line)
1) "Dude, is that a fuckin' Zune?" "Yeah man, that POS is seriously State of the Ark!"
2) Shitty countries sometimes enforce State of the Ark legislation prohibiting women from working or going to school.
3) I heard when that crazy old animal hoarder died, whoever found him described the scene as "a blood-soaked bestial orgy" and "practically State of the Ark."
4) People who say "State of the Ark" but actually mean "State of the Art" are so dumb that they must think it was pretty savvy of Noah to listen to that voice in his head telling him to get all those animals on a boat before the whole world flooded.
2) Shitty countries sometimes enforce State of the Ark legislation prohibiting women from working or going to school.
3) I heard when that crazy old animal hoarder died, whoever found him described the scene as "a blood-soaked bestial orgy" and "practically State of the Ark."
4) People who say "State of the Ark" but actually mean "State of the Art" are so dumb that they must think it was pretty savvy of Noah to listen to that voice in his head telling him to get all those animals on a boat before the whole world flooded.
by bandaloop January 29, 2019
Get the State of the Ark mug.A Frequent caller and character of the Richard Burnish - Ark Show, know for his fascination with Toad Sandwich and crashing truck, he most often calls in about how big a load Richard can take in the rear.
Shah (The Ark) proudest accomplishment is delivering food and drinks for ArkCon2021... A job he never completed as he crashed his truck.
Shah (The Ark) proudest accomplishment is delivering food and drinks for ArkCon2021... A job he never completed as he crashed his truck.
by Znie August 17, 2022
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