A saying cried by helpless people who have just completed a traumatic hiking experience involving masturbating retards and tent-loving gang-bangers.
"I'm sorry Zoe, it was the woods! The Woods!"
"Hey Joe, ya wanna come to our orgy?"
"No...no more gang-banging, please!"
"Dude, what's wrong with him?"
"??"
"The....The WOODS!"
"Hey Joe, ya wanna come to our orgy?"
"No...no more gang-banging, please!"
"Dude, what's wrong with him?"
"??"
"The....The WOODS!"
by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009
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Referred to when a punishing hit is delievered in an athletic event. Known as "bringing the wood" or "laying the wood." Hits oftentimes leave opponents crippled for life which is incouragable as it brings prestige to those who "bring the wood"
Coach: Ok Tommy, You're big and black you should be able to bring the wood here and put their white QB out of the game.
In Game: Tommy gets his black ass owned by the white guy as he lays the wood on him.
Tommy now lives in a wheelchair and shits himself regularly
In Game: Tommy gets his black ass owned by the white guy as he lays the wood on him.
Tommy now lives in a wheelchair and shits himself regularly
by Cobra March 24, 2005
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slang term for inglewood, california; also known as the city of champions. home of the great western forum which housed the world champion los angeles lakers.
by bud newman. February 28, 2003
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by smigel March 30, 2004
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a nickname for the country star Carrie Underwood. most commonly used by her obsessive fans. quite often used in sexually suggestive sentences.
by thewoodownskthxbye December 01, 2006
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Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."
Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game
In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.
Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.
Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
by The Dude March 24, 2005
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To describe something that is extremely bad or the definition of a female who is extremely unattrative.
by Boogie05 March 22, 2006
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