Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it

whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire

by kingofthesharkmen May 22, 2021

Cheese-wire

Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.

A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!

by Tony du sxw2 August 4, 2022

Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.

Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.

by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023

cutting the wire

To finish something close to it's deadline

Bryant was cutting the wire on his final project, he wasn't sure he was going to finish in time.

by aaronstone59847 April 20, 2018

White Wires

Cables for apple products.

See that kid over there? He only uses white wires!

by Flabberdabber September 17, 2017

rusty fuse wire

Ginger pubic hair

When a ginger person reveals their love box and its springing out rusty fuse wire

by Corporal Vinnie August 25, 2017

wire pencil

it is a pencil made of wire

hey Tate sauce the wire pencil i need to write with my wire pencil

by sosyyyyy September 10, 2019