by lemon_85 June 23, 2018
An individual who is so pear-shaped that they are often mistaken for an actual pear. The condition affects 1 in 2158.9 people and is incurable.
by Timmy Flute June 5, 2006
A medival torture device shoved in a womans vagina. There is a crank at the end every time it its cranked the pear extends ripping the uterus. Very, very effective!
by The Reaganator January 30, 2009
not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.
by the ultimate secret January 19, 2007
The word 'pear' is a synonym/euphemism of the word 'penis.' This is evident in the fact that the word 'pear' is actually an acronym for 'PENISES in EARS ARE REALLY weird.'
Also, when analyzing and pondering upon the shape of a penis in tandem with the two testicles, one beholds a shape that is very similar to a pear's.
In addition, one can derive the word 'pear' from the popular breakfast chain, 'Panera Bread'. As is readily available to one's vision, the word 'Panera' is no more then a scrambled version of the words 'Pear n a.' BreaD, then, can be found to translate into 'beavir', as the v tilted sideways crossed by the 'i' makes a 'D'. In this case, we then have 'Pear n a Beavir'.
Also, when analyzing and pondering upon the shape of a penis in tandem with the two testicles, one beholds a shape that is very similar to a pear's.
In addition, one can derive the word 'pear' from the popular breakfast chain, 'Panera Bread'. As is readily available to one's vision, the word 'Panera' is no more then a scrambled version of the words 'Pear n a.' BreaD, then, can be found to translate into 'beavir', as the v tilted sideways crossed by the 'i' makes a 'D'. In this case, we then have 'Pear n a Beavir'.
'Dogg, your pear was as big as mine when I was a baby'
"Nah, son, my pear was as big as YOU when you were a baby"
'Damn, son, that's like a 8-pound pear.....'
"Nah, son, my pear was as big as YOU when you were a baby"
'Damn, son, that's like a 8-pound pear.....'
by pear-man July 23, 2008
by Gregstonky March 1, 2021
Pears are like apples but 20 TIMES BETTER pears could beat the SHIT out of a fucking apple!
U know that scene in 21 jump street where they shoot of the guys dick? Well pears will do it to YOU if u talk shit about them FUCK those apple bitches FUCK!
U know that scene in 21 jump street where they shoot of the guys dick? Well pears will do it to YOU if u talk shit about them FUCK those apple bitches FUCK!
Dude1:hey do yo like pears?
Dude2:fuck no.
Dude1:*pulls out knife *Do you like fucking apples?
Dude2:yeah
Dude1:*shoves an apple down is throat and stabbs him in the back then eats a pear like a badass*
Dude2:fuck no.
Dude1:*pulls out knife *Do you like fucking apples?
Dude2:yeah
Dude1:*shoves an apple down is throat and stabbs him in the back then eats a pear like a badass*
by Ppppenis morph October 29, 2017