Slang for ovaries. Female equivalent to balls but , much tougher because girls don't cry after being punched there.
by e-agree October 31, 2013
1. a glob of phlem
2. a blob of semen
3. the female genitals
(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)
2. a blob of semen
3. the female genitals
(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)
by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2010
Wanking into someones hand (or your own) then guzzling the contents down your throat as you would an oyster
by Steviet1811 February 22, 2011
Yoo Mikey sonn we need some
good ol' oysters tonight sonn son.
foorizzle we gotta do work
and eat some oysters upp sonn;
good ol' oysters tonight sonn son.
foorizzle we gotta do work
and eat some oysters upp sonn;
by ThePussyGobbler May 8, 2009
Or, "The Oyster", a position, or a sexual act involving anal tongue penetration and cunnilingus.
1. The naked woman lays on her back pulls both legs back tight to her shoulders until a tiny pool forms between her ass and pussy,
2. while in such position, the partner commences foreplay - she must remain in this position until a pool of pussy jizz (or liquid) forms develops in the tiny pool between her corn-hole and her gash;
3. When the woman's cleft is full of her pussy juice, the partner inserts tongue deep into the woman's asshole and the partner brings the legs back slurping her pussy juices as if slurping down an oyster, thus the name of the act.
1. The naked woman lays on her back pulls both legs back tight to her shoulders until a tiny pool forms between her ass and pussy,
2. while in such position, the partner commences foreplay - she must remain in this position until a pool of pussy jizz (or liquid) forms develops in the tiny pool between her corn-hole and her gash;
3. When the woman's cleft is full of her pussy juice, the partner inserts tongue deep into the woman's asshole and the partner brings the legs back slurping her pussy juices as if slurping down an oyster, thus the name of the act.
by LETMETRYTOO January 11, 2019
The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth
Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.
by Kurt January 25, 2005
The slow accumulation of semen in a woman's underwear following a man's ejaculation inside of the vagina when she stands up after reapplying said underwear
1. Yeah, the sex was great but this oyster in my panties is absurd.
2. I've changed my underwear like five times but I get another oyster every step I take.
3. Bro if you wanna fuck that chick go ahead, but I'm pretty positive she has an oyster considering she has not been to the bathroom since we left the bedroom.
2. I've changed my underwear like five times but I get another oyster every step I take.
3. Bro if you wanna fuck that chick go ahead, but I'm pretty positive she has an oyster considering she has not been to the bathroom since we left the bedroom.
by Savvy and Twat March 19, 2014