A person to whom does not contain the drive to become successful at ones job delivering the mail. Typically has a credit score below 500.
Hey Dennis, you working tomorrow? Nah, man. I am just a backup mailman, i guess ill order out and play tarkov
by DenisIsACuck May 9, 2020
Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.
You: How's that turn out?
Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.
You: How's that turn out?
Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.
by The Mad Mailman February 1, 2011
The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.
Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
by SadCoincidence September 17, 2006
When you prop up on the toilit and take a shit so fierce that your anus ruptures cause a violent flowing package of shit and blood leading to a bloody mailman
by Hellcross April 21, 2016
Every once in a while, the booty mailman comes around. When the booty mailman comes, he will leave toilet paper with letter shape looking like normal mail in your bathroom. There could be one or many. It’s made out of a toilet paper roll. When you receive it, you have to cherish it. Think about why it is arriving to YOU. Think about what you want in life. Manifest if you’d like. The booty mailman is bringing so much hope into your life and will make your biggest wishes come true. All you have to do, is believe.
Hey the booty mailman came today, I’m not sure what I’ll try to manifest through him but it will be life changing!!
by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 31, 2020
the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.
Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!
by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010
by BOOOOOOENSON February 11, 2005