"What are you playing?" - Friend
"A Kingdom for Keflings" - Me
"You mean a Kingdom for Queeflings?" - Friend
"A Kingdom for Keflings" - Me
"You mean a Kingdom for Queeflings?" - Friend
by QuackingAround December 31, 2022
Vietnam vet. Has constant PTSD episode in lessons and often ducks and covers in class, calling his students chinky rice farmers and threatening death if they moved. Constantly on cocaine and a little bit of shrooms when he feels like it. Hail Hitler ya know mate. Cause mans got chicken strips as arms still.
by Boi if mystery June 11, 2019
by readyforthemoon55 July 23, 2020
The greatest Civilization to grace this universe with its presence. Led by King Noah J.C. Hanley, Esquire III, Lord over Hanlya and all of His glorious provinces, The Hanlyan Kingdom is basically heaven on earth, featuring (for the men) tons of women in brothels (with no "after-effects"), and for the women, an infinite shoes shop. And free Starbucks. With WiFi
Hanlyan Citizen: Hail the Hanlyan Kingdom!
King Noah J.C. Hanley, Esquire III, Lord over Hanlya and all of His glorious provinces: Indeed, my good citizen! Now off to your brothel!
King Noah J.C. Hanley, Esquire III, Lord over Hanlya and all of His glorious provinces: Indeed, my good citizen! Now off to your brothel!
by King of Hanlya January 30, 2016
Truly the best song ever. It is a masterpiece and it deserves to be the most listened to song. Many people have cried because of it and it is a cinematic masterpiece
by SortaPinkish September 28, 2022
Home planet of Lezly from the Big Lez Show. Kingdom Cum was ruled by King Larrinox and his two sons Lezly and Norton. It is currently destroyed. The people of Kingdom Cum (minus the 6) were killed in a massive Choomah outbreak. The planet itself was destroyed by King Larrinox, for reasons currently unknown.
After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.
After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.
Bumble Brutus: Go back? Well didn't you know? Kingdom Cum has been destroyed. I'm actually amazed that six of you Kingdom Cummians actually survived.
by Taipan Pete June 28, 2022
by tiities June 19, 2023