The Hurley

Simply, while performing fellatio or giving a blowjob, one has a nose bleed. This undoubtedly must happen before the receiver ejaculates and the fellatio performer is still down on the receiver. Also, criteria must be a blowjob in A VEHICLE or train/plane/boat/cruise ship/ etc.

Oh twas a classic teenage fellatio session, in the front seat of a car. The windows were closed and the defroster was one, 100 degrees in the car. When the female blowjob giver was doing what she does best, a terrible thing happened. The sweltering heat mixed with her cold and within seconds of throating him, she had a nosebleed. And thus, the Hurley was born.

by Kissedaboyandilikedit May 23, 2009

hurley

One of the greatest surf/skate/snow companies ever and also sponsors pro skater Bob Burnquist.

"OMG I found the greastest Hurley shirt ever at Pacsun!"

by )( Hurley )( January 3, 2006

Hurley

When you spit your dummy out like the man child you are...

Damn bro... dont have a hurley... calm down.. its only a game.

by KnobJustice July 2, 2020

hurley

the nickname for the character hugo reyes on lost, played by jorge garcia. a nice man who is fat with quite long brown hair. hence the term is used to descrie fat men with long brown hair.

person : Look dude, theres hurley (points to fat man with long hair)

by ashel September 5, 2006

Hurley

The act of shitting yourself while performing strenuous tasks.

Dude! That guy totally just pulled a hurley while squating 600 lbs.

by Lewis470 October 10, 2010

Hurley

An order of one chocolate chip cookie and one sugar cookie.

Even though chocolate chip cookies are better, I always order the Hurley.

by ManWoo May 8, 2013

Hurley

A large balding man that has a fixation on men's penis. That also likes Earl Grey tea (hot).

I stirred my tea this morning with a dildo. (Hurley)

by Bworkd;jklfsadjklfsadjksss;lth December 7, 2017