Goose

Hjonk

Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK

by Dovekinz March 30, 2020

Goose

To have sex, unromantically, and with no string attached. If you "Goose" someone, it usually means that they could've been a 1 night-stand, or a someone you've been wanting to have sex with, without you being in a relationship with them.

Them: Hey dude, did that girl come over last night?

Me: Yeah dude

Them: Did you goose?

by NanoCubano August 8, 2019

Goose

A bastard that will break into your property, steal your shit and make you hammer your thumb

I’m so angry the goose stole my teacup
The goose chased my child into the phone booth

by ColdWintersSnow March 17, 2020

Goose

a kinky child that weirds out everyone that interacts with them

person1: Bro have you met Goose before?
person2: Yeah bruh they're MADDD weird

by goosey woosey February 5, 2022

Goose

Another term for a blow job, derived from the saying "Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck"

Guy 1: Bruh did she give good goose though?
Guy 2: Yeah that was some mad sloppy toppy goose neck

by GothGFPlease January 22, 2020

Goose

An incredibly attractive and fun male.

He was such a goose like I need that.

by hsnyder September 27, 2021

Goose

A animal that lives to be a bastard.

Guy: *Calmly walking*
Goose: *Rampages after guy*

by personinsidethemachine January 17, 2021