Boy: Hey you wanna go see a movie with me and Beth?
Friend: No, I can't.
Boy: Why not?
Friend: I got caught on the crapper.
Friend: No, I can't.
Boy: Why not?
Friend: I got caught on the crapper.
by Lolerskates96 June 1, 2010
A state of confusion and disorientation after taking a major crap. Like that which is experienced after eating an entire CHIPOTLE burrito.
After exiting the bathroom, Dave said he was feeling ok but I could tell from his glazed-over eyes he was suffering from crapper's high.
by denbownium July 23, 2009
by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018
Noun: One who speaks incessantly, usually in a group setting and with dramatic, negative tone and with no regard for others' time, opinions or ideas.
"Did you hear Bob's ridiculous 25 minute bitch-session in that meeting? Man, he's a real word crapper."
by Josiah Bartlett June 16, 2008
Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,
STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
by AWCornball June 15, 2010
One who repeatedly craps in strategic locations that will attract attention to the situation of somone crapping somwhere other than in a toilet.
"they called him the mad crapper because his senior prank was crapping in the busy hallways when no one was around"
Janitor: "DAMN YOU MADD CRAPPER!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
Janitor: "DAMN YOU MADD CRAPPER!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
by smooth criminal March 8, 2006
by rocky bottom November 23, 2011