Russian blooper

When a guy puts his boogers in a girls vagina and eats them out

I gave a girl a Russian blooper last night after the bar

by Yungkilla5 August 15, 2015

Ooze a blooper

The act of pooing in which the poo is roughly the consistency of soft serve yogurt, perhaps with toppings or perhaps without.

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“I need to ooze a blooper,” I told my wife, who rolled her eyes in response

by Japles P April 23, 2023

A flangelic blooper is a blonde who doesn't realize they are not in the Wizard of Oz as Dorothy.

Mel - Blonde, red slippers, red stick.

'LOOK I'M DOROTHY!!!!'

Me - 'Stop being a Flangelic blooper'

by Joshythehipster February 18, 2012

When your brain suddenly brings up the time(s) you did some really embarrassing shit

friend A- “hey you’ve been quiet for a few minutes what’s up”
friend B- “nothing I’m just watching my blooper reel”

every time a president mispronounces words like George W. Bush frequently did in his presidency to relate to laymen.

W. was smarter than Barack Obama but had a Bush Blooper periodically.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019

person 1: what did i do wrong
person 2: everything
person 1: can you be more specific
person 2: you did everything wrong, blooper

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

by giga bitch December 11, 2021