A stupid nation that believed they saved the world in World War II. Actually, they joined just to save themselves from the Japanese, and Europe was doing just fine before they came along, thanks.
American: LAWL DA USA SVED U ALL IN WW2
European: You only joined at the last minute to hog some glory.
American: ...LAWL SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
European: You only joined at the last minute to hog some glory.
American: ...LAWL SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
by I am The Ben August 25, 2007
United States of Am"Arrogance"
I've never met such narcissistic people in my life. I will never set foot in the United States of AmArrogance (USA)
by Anyone but a yankee January 24, 2009
A place where whiny Brits complain about every aspect of its existence. However, when the Euro-Dorks need some assistance, who do you think they call? (AKA The Marshall Plan)
The Brits complain about American imperialism, but did the they forget about their own colonies:
The US, Canada, India, IRAQ, Bahamas, Barbados, Australia, New Zealand, Burma, Israel, Jordan, Egypt, Sudan, Ireland, South Africa, Singapore, Nigeria, Sierra Leone, Kuwait, Cyprus, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.
Americans are fat: How's that year long crappy weather, and the ensuing depression and suicidal tendencies it causes?
...and don't get me started on the French
The Brits complain about American imperialism, but did the they forget about their own colonies:
The US, Canada, India, IRAQ, Bahamas, Barbados, Australia, New Zealand, Burma, Israel, Jordan, Egypt, Sudan, Ireland, South Africa, Singapore, Nigeria, Sierra Leone, Kuwait, Cyprus, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.
Americans are fat: How's that year long crappy weather, and the ensuing depression and suicidal tendencies it causes?
...and don't get me started on the French
Brits: Screw those Yankee racist blokes!!! USA sucks!!!
American: How was having the worlds greatest navy, and still not being able to beat a bunch of inexperienced soldiers.
American: How was having the worlds greatest navy, and still not being able to beat a bunch of inexperienced soldiers.
by NCSU_Wolfpack June 19, 2011
The homeland of all noobs.
by Tokeism February 27, 2008
by Devil Kisses June 22, 2009
Dumb yank: 'The USA is the best country in the world'
Rest of the world: 'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!'
Rest of the world: 'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!'
by FuckTheYanks November 2, 2008
A country that thinks its bigger than its boots and in a state of denial what the World really thinks of them.
50%radical Evangelical nuts.
50% semi smart people who should of moved to Canada after George Bush was re elected for the 2nd time..
50%radical Evangelical nuts.
50% semi smart people who should of moved to Canada after George Bush was re elected for the 2nd time..
The USA
Doesen't use the Metric System unlike Canada and the rest of the modern world.It still uses the completely backward Imperial System Gallons,Ounces,Quarts..Ahh Duh get onboard with the rest of the world. No,wait it's the USA ! We do what we want to do,were Americans dammit!
The USA uses Ferenheit instead of the global standard form of Celsius and thinks Canada is a backwards country even though it is rated as one of the best 3 countries in the world to live in for it's high standard of livingUnited Nations Report,low crime,Unlimited health care for rich and poor,Beautiful French Canadian Women,2 offical languages,Liberal politics and Non Aggresive attitude.
The USA got the shit kicked out of them at the World Cup of Rugby Qualifier by Canada 51-7.Canada regulary beats them at most Team Played International sports,except for Soccer Usually very close gamesand ,Basketball.
Play a real sport like Rugby,Take your Gay pads off and your skin tight nickers and come out and run for 90 Minutes.
The USA also suck at Cricket and Never quaified for the A country thats Average at Ice Hockey and have a bunch of old players that will soon be hanging up their skates for good.
The Best Basketball player in the N.B.A is a White Canadian Man named Steve Nash.He is very anti George Bush and has been named the MVP for the past 2 years running and might even 3peet.
The USA doesen't spell properly either: neighbor,color just to name a few. They say ERB instead of Herd,Ruff instead of Roof and possess really loud annoying accents that most Canadians,Australians,Kiwis,South Africans,Irish,British find extremely loud and annoying..Hey Bryan here come a bunch of Yanks! There all wearing really un fashionable clothing like white running shoes,flowered shirts and display some of the Largest stomachs known to man.
A country were they elected George Bush as president,TWICE and then made excuses..AHH Butt..
A country that was involved in the attack of there own World Trade Centre Bombing,its quite obvious by the reports.
A country that loves GUNS,GANGS,SLAVERY,KKK, Racism towards its Mexican immigrants and still refers to Black Americans as African Americans,There Americans you idiots!
A country that has gone to war with nearly every poor nation on the planet including a couple of rich middle eastern countries.Many of the wars were lost,Vietnam,Iraq etc..The list goes on..What a great country to be proud of !
Thats the USA in a nutshell...
Doesen't use the Metric System unlike Canada and the rest of the modern world.It still uses the completely backward Imperial System Gallons,Ounces,Quarts..Ahh Duh get onboard with the rest of the world. No,wait it's the USA ! We do what we want to do,were Americans dammit!
The USA uses Ferenheit instead of the global standard form of Celsius and thinks Canada is a backwards country even though it is rated as one of the best 3 countries in the world to live in for it's high standard of livingUnited Nations Report,low crime,Unlimited health care for rich and poor,Beautiful French Canadian Women,2 offical languages,Liberal politics and Non Aggresive attitude.
The USA got the shit kicked out of them at the World Cup of Rugby Qualifier by Canada 51-7.Canada regulary beats them at most Team Played International sports,except for Soccer Usually very close gamesand ,Basketball.
Play a real sport like Rugby,Take your Gay pads off and your skin tight nickers and come out and run for 90 Minutes.
The USA also suck at Cricket and Never quaified for the A country thats Average at Ice Hockey and have a bunch of old players that will soon be hanging up their skates for good.
The Best Basketball player in the N.B.A is a White Canadian Man named Steve Nash.He is very anti George Bush and has been named the MVP for the past 2 years running and might even 3peet.
The USA doesen't spell properly either: neighbor,color just to name a few. They say ERB instead of Herd,Ruff instead of Roof and possess really loud annoying accents that most Canadians,Australians,Kiwis,South Africans,Irish,British find extremely loud and annoying..Hey Bryan here come a bunch of Yanks! There all wearing really un fashionable clothing like white running shoes,flowered shirts and display some of the Largest stomachs known to man.
A country were they elected George Bush as president,TWICE and then made excuses..AHH Butt..
A country that was involved in the attack of there own World Trade Centre Bombing,its quite obvious by the reports.
A country that loves GUNS,GANGS,SLAVERY,KKK, Racism towards its Mexican immigrants and still refers to Black Americans as African Americans,There Americans you idiots!
A country that has gone to war with nearly every poor nation on the planet including a couple of rich middle eastern countries.Many of the wars were lost,Vietnam,Iraq etc..The list goes on..What a great country to be proud of !
Thats the USA in a nutshell...
by Mark Powell March 27, 2007