A power hungry pervert who likes to be around children but also likes to be dominant. Usually was picked on as a child.
by Kromyan October 9, 2009
A person who has been taught that what they are doing is right but is actually wrong. A person who probably did poorly and school and felt they needed to go back. Someone who is normally filled with hatred for people younger then them.
Asshole
Teacher Someone stupid that has a superiority complex
Teacher Someone who is totally useless to how society runs
Teacher Someone who likes to stop people for standing up for themselves
Teacher Someone stupid that has a superiority complex
Teacher Someone who is totally useless to how society runs
Teacher Someone who likes to stop people for standing up for themselves
by Altrods March 21, 2007
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Mr Garrick only passed one maths paper in his final year exam, so he became a math teacher instead of a mathematician.
by SleeperNZ November 24, 2008
by BlueSh1ft June 23, 2021
a person who loves to give you homework over the weekends, like five days a week isn't enough. They take away all of your time.
by Nike overlord December 8, 2016
dickholes who try to give you bad grades when you work your ass off. fortunately i havent had any teacher give me less than a b so far in high school but there are fuckers who will screw your ass over and fail you when you should be getting an A because they hate you or are jealous of your talents. in all, teachers can go gag on a dick because they fuck up people's future in highschool
student: what happened to my project that i worked 5 hours on?
teacher: i lost it too bad u get an F!!!!!!!! HAHA
student: FUCK YOU BITCH BURN IN HELL SUCKING SATANS DICK
teacher: i lost it too bad u get an F!!!!!!!! HAHA
student: FUCK YOU BITCH BURN IN HELL SUCKING SATANS DICK
by TTT76 October 4, 2009
Teachers are people who have chosen the profession of (hopefully) imparting knowledge, creating understanding, assisting in application of the knowledge and understanding, and assisting & motivating kids to attain higher-level thinking skills.
Most of those I know are caring, dedicated and work 11 months a year (yes, during the summer) and 7 days a week, 12 hours a day M-F during the school year.
Of course, as with any profession, you have lame-os and deadbeats.
The pay sucks if you work in one of the "Education? Why Bother?" states, like Arizona.
But, watching kids actually try to learn, take standardized test after test (thank you GWBush) and still maintain a sense of humor and enthusiasm makes it worthwhile.
On the downside: Parents who are less than useless, kids who are totally unmotivated and chose to destroy the learning environment and the administration that supports that (thankfully not all administrators are like that) for fear of Karla's mom getting angry that Karla won't be moving to 8th grade... Yes, in Arizona if the kid fails every class and misses 85 days of school, the parent can override the teachers' recommendations to retain the kid.
Most of those I know are caring, dedicated and work 11 months a year (yes, during the summer) and 7 days a week, 12 hours a day M-F during the school year.
Of course, as with any profession, you have lame-os and deadbeats.
The pay sucks if you work in one of the "Education? Why Bother?" states, like Arizona.
But, watching kids actually try to learn, take standardized test after test (thank you GWBush) and still maintain a sense of humor and enthusiasm makes it worthwhile.
On the downside: Parents who are less than useless, kids who are totally unmotivated and chose to destroy the learning environment and the administration that supports that (thankfully not all administrators are like that) for fear of Karla's mom getting angry that Karla won't be moving to 8th grade... Yes, in Arizona if the kid fails every class and misses 85 days of school, the parent can override the teachers' recommendations to retain the kid.
Julio wrote a letter that said, "If it weren't for my teachers, I'd think all adults were drug addicts and losers."
Pretty cool! My teachers lined up on the last day of school so we could throw pies in their faces!
I have had some astoundingly good teachers and some abysmally bad teachers.
The contributors for some of these "teachers" entries really should have been paying attention to their teachers, then wouldn't look like such asswipes by their horrid use of language and spelling skills which testify to their dumbfuckery.
Pretty cool! My teachers lined up on the last day of school so we could throw pies in their faces!
I have had some astoundingly good teachers and some abysmally bad teachers.
The contributors for some of these "teachers" entries really should have been paying attention to their teachers, then wouldn't look like such asswipes by their horrid use of language and spelling skills which testify to their dumbfuckery.
by Kathleen Feld October 10, 2007