"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021
When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.
by Dinimite4 June 1, 2019
by Kittymeow January 5, 2017
When a man nuts finishes inside his partner, and then sucks the cum back out, filtering it through his mustache like a whale feeding on krill.
by The Kringle Master November 15, 2022
When multiple people (preferably dudes but girls on the same end would be cool) lay like in a spoke with their heads close to one another's and 1 bitch sits on their faces one by one.
That bitch was so sexy we all wanted to grub that box, so she agreed to let us all do it at once and gave us a Swedish Ferris Wheel. april shower bukkake
by The 3 6 February 3, 2016
by Uncle Virg December 4, 2020
When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020