Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.

My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth

by Deeptoot69420 May 10, 2023

swedish bandolier

Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.

"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"

"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"

by Ass Smasher September 4, 2022

swedish eagle

Putting on a giant set of feathery bird wings and an ABBA wig and running around thrusting your pelvis.

Where's Mike from accounts?
Oh he's on the roof running a Swedish Eagle

by Zebedee398 March 2, 2018

Swedish tiling

When protecting a tile in order to recieve gifts or benefits from the owner of the tile.

Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.

by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

Swedish erection

A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.

I met this hot prostitute but when we went back to my room all i had was a swedish erection

by Ausandy October 20, 2023

Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 19, 2020