One Of Hearts

The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen

The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?

by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021

One at nine

The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence

Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “

“No you sloppy bitch”

by Darylbunyan March 21, 2018

playing on more than one field

Seeing and/or talking tobmore than one female concurrently

Michael's girlfriend found out he was playing on more than one field.

by Felinefrenzy2015 February 5, 2016

Shit one

To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke

Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!

by Huh? Huh? Huh? October 13, 2022

One Foot wower

it wows my audience with it's size. Emphasis on my. I have a one foot wower, and you have a one inch wonder

Imagine having a one inch wonder when you can have a one foot wower.

by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022

one time tasker

A person who can only focus on one task at a time.

“I am a one time tasker- jazmin”

by Lix.. June 1, 2022

Cole In One

When you masturbating and you are about to realse you test your accuracy by trying to get you sperm into the belly button. It is a par 2.

Conor: Hey Jonah I wish my penis was big enough so that my sperm could be actually come out.

Jonah: Thats ok one day you will get a “Cole In One”.

by Old.Granny123 March 4, 2021