A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.
Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.
by PeddyofEBC December 1, 2010
Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.
Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.
by the_cursor November 16, 2006
When male A cums in female A's asshole, Male B suckles out the remaining cum of the asshole as if he would suckle on a women's breast.
Male B: "yo we gave that girl a great Jewish Pope last night."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."
by Matt_moscatello May 1, 2016
When you shove a bunch of pennies in some warm and sweet Paprika Pussy. Make yourself something worth eating.
*after initiating Paprika Pussy*
Wow that was really good! I believe a Jewish Casserole should cover the cost.
Wow that was really good! I believe a Jewish Casserole should cover the cost.
by Peggy Legson June 14, 2019
Buying beer due to its low price then finding out it was a mistake later when you find out it tastes awful. This is a prime example of a Jewish Illusion.
by ZzwyattzZ February 3, 2014
"Yo bro, this sucks, the Jews have a way better Easter."
"Totally. I got twenty pounds of chocolate bunnies this year on Jewish Easter."
"Totally. I got twenty pounds of chocolate bunnies this year on Jewish Easter."
by DrMoustache November 2, 2014
When a sexual partner is performing oral sex on a male then squeezes and turns their testicles right as they climax.
by JSol102710 October 10, 2011