person one: What are you doing this Christmas?

person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!
by Swimgirl202 January 30, 2012
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Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.
Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.
by the_cursor November 16, 2006
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On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.
Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
by iknowwhatsup69 November 29, 2010
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A metaphor and/or simile to describe a situation in which one feels excluded from a ritual, function or event of interest or importance.

Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.

This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Alaskan: I just got my dividend. About $2,000 this year.

Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.

Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?

Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
by AK_L48 May 25, 2010
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When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

It’s Jewish Christmas!
by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019
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