Black Entertainment Television. Usually makes whites look bad in a indirect way, talking about how the black race has suffered slavery, when really none of the slaves are still alive today. Also takes pride in the fact that they 'came from the ghetto'.
BET can't seem to remember that the 'actual' blacks can't afford cable, so only the plush blacks from the 'burbs watch it.
by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004
The Bet is to not have sex.
The way to win 'The Bet' is by not having sex.
The way to lose 'The Bet' is by having sex with someone.
If you lose 'The Bet' then you must owe your best friend the equivalent of £20.
The way to win 'The Bet' is by not having sex.
The way to lose 'The Bet' is by having sex with someone.
If you lose 'The Bet' then you must owe your best friend the equivalent of £20.
Mark: "Hey Tom how was your date last night?" Tom: "It was amazing! I lost the bet last night." Mark: "Awesome, were's my £20?" Tom: "Shit..."
by ThatDyslexicGuy May 19, 2010
by Empire Z May 5, 2021
My first hand in Texas Hold 'Em and I got dealt pocket Aces, betness.
You think you're stronger than me swan, betness.
That kickflip was legitness, he's the best in town, betness.
You think you're stronger than me swan, betness.
That kickflip was legitness, he's the best in town, betness.
by WeisTunes March 31, 2017
Black Entertainment Television also known as Animal Planet is the result of some half retarded monkey inheriting millions and deciding to invest it in absolutely worthless bull shit.
Mark: hey man did you watch BET last night?
Aaron: no if i wanted to see monkeys i would just go to the zoo and make a day of it.
Aaron: no if i wanted to see monkeys i would just go to the zoo and make a day of it.
by Ronis Mcfinnigan September 6, 2009
An Acronymn for Broken English Television. Is availble through satellite and cable tv hookup. Plays a hip hop and rap music videos that are usually inside a night club. Known to even break tv screens from all the pointing and gang sign flashing going on. Loved by more white people than black.
BET "I like the way you be right thurr..."
BET "I axe you to da club"
BET "For Shizzle Dizzle in my mizzle got dang hizzle."
BET "I axe you to da club"
BET "For Shizzle Dizzle in my mizzle got dang hizzle."
by Surisis August 8, 2006
A way to explain that you are going to do the action that someone has challanged you too.
Or
Someone has said something to you in a challenging way so now you have to respond with something so you say bet.
Or
Someone has said something to you in a challenging way so now you have to respond with something so you say bet.
Boy 1: your not jumping off that cliff
Boy 2; big bets I'll do it right now
Boy 1: you won't
Boy 2: * jumps off cliff and falls to his ultimate death*
Or
Girl 1: im gonna tell Ethan you like him
Girl 2: bet I'm gonna tell Erick you like him
Boy 2; big bets I'll do it right now
Boy 1: you won't
Boy 2: * jumps off cliff and falls to his ultimate death*
Or
Girl 1: im gonna tell Ethan you like him
Girl 2: bet I'm gonna tell Erick you like him
by my_nameisnotrick February 3, 2019