An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
"Did you hear that Bob got Shit Slapped?"
"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"
"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"
"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"
"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"
"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
by sammysunset April 16, 2009
when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.
You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???
he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?
he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?
by danithebanani August 7, 2011
A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bitch slap another individual with your shit covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread.
Damn Dude, I caught Karl punishing his penis so I shit slapped him until his face looked like a work fecal art.
by Big Bad Bulky Schultz July 11, 2008
Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.
by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010
Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.
Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith
Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith
by Ballsack6999 April 14, 2022
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