Thai Hooker 

An American whiskey drink that is topped with soy sauce. It starts good, but ends filthy. "Salty and gross."

AKA The Spaghetti Western

AKA How I Built the Railroad

My buddy just joined the Navy, so we welcomed him in with a Thai Hooker.

See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker

Thai Hooker by ThaiHookerBanger November 30, 2010

Thai Hooker Bomb 

When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.

Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"

Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."

Thai Hooker Bomb by Powd May 14, 2022

Thaihookervirus 

That virus you get from the nastiest freaks in Thailand, maybe a man who knows, that you can never get rid of. It shrivels your peen up to the size of a small raisin and turns it a blackish color. Definitely not worth the 15 dollars you paid for the hooker. Remember kids, always turn your thai hookers over to find out if they are a man, don't just lay them down on their stomachs and go to town without looking.

Wow did you see Irish's dick after he got back from Thailand?

Juice: "Yeah man, he got that thaihookervirus. It turned my stomach blowing him today.

Jay Jay"You too? for real I thought the same thing. No wonder he turned out the lights before we made sweet love. I'm screwed, now I have a thaihookervirus too.

Thaihookervirus by Temp_3556264kjkljl;kjlkjkl;jkl June 1, 2019