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shit texting 

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.
Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.
shit texting by jbuw April 25, 2008

Shit at texting back ites 

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites
No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

Shit testing 

After coming up with what might be a great or a crap idea, thinking through all the ways it could go to shit or is generally just a shit idea
Hang on a sec, I’m just shit testing that idea. Yup. Its terrible. That will end badly.
Shit testing by Lanusmanus October 12, 2019

textingship 

a textingship is like when you maintain a relationship like only through like texting nshit.
brosquito 1: hey did you hear about Casey?

brosquito 2: nah, what happened?

brosquito 1: he fucking got carpel tunnel from his textingship with that prude.
textingship by fuxbitches January 5, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026