Text and Run

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The act of starting a text message conversation, and then abandoning it after the other person has a chance to answer.

1:
-"Dude, Bill committed a total text and run yesterday. He asked me about my ulcer, and then didn't reply for the rest of the night."

2:
A: Hows it going? U enjoying that new bedspread? Hows Larry?
B: Good thanks! Larry's fine. How's life?
A: *never responds*

Text and Run by J Ames June 8, 2013

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text and run

When you text, message, or IM someone, then imediatly leave the room just so you're not around to see their reply. Often involves throwing your phone and leaving, going to bug random family member, and just wasting time until you grow enough balls to see what they said.

Andrew: So i texted her saying I needed some space.
Paul: How'd she take it?
Andrew: I dont know I had totext and run so that I didnt have to deal with that shit.

text and run by Itsatrapboom123 March 20, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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