texas shave 

So everyone knows that girls do have facial hair...but most of the time its sparse or light enough where its not noticed, but what do you do if theres a really hot girl but shes just got this hairy hairy face...well u provide a service to the world and give her a texas shave....it goes something like this...

you and ur hairy, but hot lady friend proceed to do the dirty, and being the ingenious partner in the relatioship, you proceed to bust on the girls face, and well spread the semen around and then give her a shave, of course you placed a razor within reach before any thing went down.

her face was soo smooth after i gave her that texas shave.

texas shave by bigchit31 April 17, 2006

save the Texas prairie chicken 

What a button worn by Michael Nesmith in the late 1960s show “The Monkees” reads. This phrase is told to Micky Dolenz after he asks what is on Nesmith’s button.

Mike : Hey, that’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Micky : “Love is the ultimate trip.”
Mike : That’s a nice thought.
Micky : That’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Mike : “Save the Texas prairie chicken.”

save the Texas prairie chicken by daydream believer November 22, 2022