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Tesla Model S 

The first electric car that actually competes with big gas guzzling german sports sedans. One of the first electric cars that is not useless and worth buying. The Future Legend of American automotive industry.
Tesla Model S is better than BMW M5, Porsche Panamera, and Cadillac CTS-V combined, because this 12 second car doesn't burn any precious oil and is in M5 price territory.
Tesla Model S by DodgeR/T February 19, 2013

tesla sex 

When you have sexual intercourse in your Tesla while it’s on autopilot/self-driving mode. Also known as a road fuck on autopilot, a self-driving coitus, and a passing the time in a car.
While we were having Tesla Sex, my ass bumped the steering wheel and knocked it out of autopilot.
tesla sex by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019

Tesla Surprise 

A sexual move involving a man having sexual intercourse with a woman in the Doggie position, while in the course of rapid penetration the man Tasers the woman in the neck causing her body to convulse and tighten up, increasing the man's pleasure and sexual stamina. The move can be repeated multiple times and can even be included in specific conjuncture with a Houdini Cheesecake.
Sarah was being a real idiot last night so i hit her with a Tesla Surprise and it was awesome.
Tesla Surprise by Jack Rasch December 1, 2010

Tesha's Law 

Tesha's Law, or the Theory of Oscillation, states that all things conform to a pattern of rising and falling.
The crypto market seems to follow Tesha's Law.
Tesha's Law by Lagulouscious August 31, 2021

Tesla Sexual 

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.
My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.
Tesla Sexual by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018

Tesla Shaft

To have intercourse with a prank electric hand buzzer strapped to the base of your penis.
Joe the Plumber: I finally killed that evil Palin bitch last night

Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch

Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out
Tesla Shaft by timujin December 22, 2008