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Tesla Model S 

The first electric car that actually competes with big gas guzzling german sports sedans. One of the first electric cars that is not useless and worth buying. The Future Legend of American automotive industry.
Tesla Model S is better than BMW M5, Porsche Panamera, and Cadillac CTS-V combined, because this 12 second car doesn't burn any precious oil and is in M5 price territory.
Tesla Model S by DodgeR/T February 19, 2013

tesla sex 

When you have sexual intercourse in your Tesla while it’s on autopilot/self-driving mode. Also known as a road fuck on autopilot, a self-driving coitus, and a passing the time in a car.
While we were having Tesla Sex, my ass bumped the steering wheel and knocked it out of autopilot.
tesla sex by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019

Tesla Surprise 

A sexual move involving a man having sexual intercourse with a woman in the Doggie position, while in the course of rapid penetration the man Tasers the woman in the neck causing her body to convulse and tighten up, increasing the man's pleasure and sexual stamina. The move can be repeated multiple times and can even be included in specific conjuncture with a Houdini Cheesecake.
Sarah was being a real idiot last night so i hit her with a Tesla Surprise and it was awesome.
Tesla Surprise by Jack Rasch December 1, 2010

Tesha's Law 

Tesha's Law, or the Theory of Oscillation, states that all things conform to a pattern of rising and falling.
The crypto market seems to follow Tesha's Law.
Tesha's Law by Lagulouscious August 31, 2021

Tesla Sexual 

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.
My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.
Tesla Sexual by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018

Tesla Shaft

To have intercourse with a prank electric hand buzzer strapped to the base of your penis.
Joe the Plumber: I finally killed that evil Palin bitch last night

Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch

Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out
Tesla Shaft by timujin December 22, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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