Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.
I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.
by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020
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not-tent

internet content that is so bad it is not considered content
Amberlyn Reid's videos are not content, they are not-tent
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Stank Tent

When both parties fart under a blanket and then one person performs oral sex under that blanket.
Oh my god, this girl I was with the other night gave me the Stank Tent. I loved it!
by StankTenter69 February 07, 2024
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Pump tent

A tent at festivals where people go for a root
Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox
by KegLegKevin June 25, 2018
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scrub tent

The act of getting an erection in the OR and ducking into Sub Sterile pretending your phone is ringing.
I got a scrub tent yesterday and knocked over the sterile instruments running out if the room.
by Pacochips December 19, 2013
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Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng
by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020
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golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.
Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.
by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018
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