1.n. The plural for a kind of portable shelter

2.n. The plural for an obvious bulge in the crotch through fabric where an erection is produced, derived from the phrase "pitching a tent"

3.n. A kind of abbreviation for tentacle sex/rape, often used to describe a specific kind of porn
1. We slept in tents when we went camping.

2. Tents in public are generally frowned upon.

3. (On /d/, an image board on 4chan) Post more tents!
by BRW January 2, 2008
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Japanese slang: When a fully clothed man has an erection, his friends may laugh, and some may call his organ a "tento mushi" (tent bug); others may also ask the below example with their tongue in their cheek.
"Oi, tento o hatteru" (Yo, you're setting up your tent)?
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Acting as if unsure what to do.

It can mean uncertain or even hesitant.
I was tentative about signing up for parachuting lessons.
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What a man pitches in his back yard after his wife whores around.
You know that guy John? He totally had to pitch a tent. Poor guy.
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when a guy is hard and it shows through his trousers, he is 'tented' (or his trousers HAVE tented).
usually used to tease a mate, see example (2)
1 "oh my god man, you've tented - who you looking at?"
2 "mate, you saw her and your trousers just tented like that! haha"
by xenna September 4, 2009
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God damn it! My mother just asked if my erection under my covers was a tent!
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