tense1981 

The mysterious case of Green's problem remains a mystery until today, it cannot be defined and it cannot be identified either.

(Tense1981): Green Green, What Is Your Problem Green?

(Green): ⊬⍜⎍ ⌇⟟⋔⌿⌰⊬ ⏃⍀⟒ ⏁⍜⍜ ⎎⍜⍜⌰⟟⌇⊑ ⏁⍜ ☍⋏⍜⍙

(Tense1981): RE PUTA!!!(@(!

tense1981 by Eben Heimer January 17, 2023

Tense1983 

A raging so-called Spanish gamer who streams on twitch, and asks his mother to buy him a new computer monitor after he broke the old one. This "gamer" is a popular meme, and he is even funnier than LolTyler1.

Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Fak yu. Fak yu man. Fak yu.

-Tense1983, spoken during playin CS:GO.

Tense1983 by PRO_MLaga January 20, 2021

Tense1983 

Tense1983 is a Spanish CS:GO Twitch streamer, best known for his keyboard smashes and gibberish. His best clip involves Tense shooting his own teammate in the game, getting him banned and insanely raging in spanish.

Tense1983 is a madman!

Tense1983 by BDoesMC December 21, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012