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teknology 

A modern varyant of the spelling technology with origins in the Greek "technologia" and commonly used by younger people.
I love the way teknology advances our enjoyment of the world.
teknology by Tektastic February 14, 2007

Tehology 

The study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.
"Teh noob got pwned! Lol cats!"

-14 year old chronic masturbator playing WoW

Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.
Tehology by Jebus Chrost March 3, 2009
The art of studying tanning and the effects of anemia.
Dave should be a tanology major
tanology by Beccaisamazing! April 17, 2009

Teenology 

The science of dealing with teens and all of their issues, from an adult stand point.
Teen 1: Geez, that new counselor is horrible!

Teen 2: I know, he definitely has a degree in teenology.

Teen 1: When will they finally understand, that they don't understand!
Teenology by Little Jimmyphobe January 15, 2011

South Hudson Institute of Tehnology 

The US Military Academy at West Point, NY. This term is often used either by residents ot the lower Hudson Valley or by officers of the Army who went through ROTC or OCS.
Actually, it's the first engineering college founded in the USA

Tonology 

the study of a large male with a very low iq
In science today we will be studying tonology.
Tonology by Alpha que ur Mum March 28, 2019