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Tender bender

Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.
I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
Tender bender by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

Chicken tender bender 

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.
"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"

High-Speed Tender Bender 

A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.
"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"

Low-Speed Tender Bender 

A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.
“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.

Tinder Bender

A Tinder Bender is a verb used to describe a spree of Tinder dates (meeting multiple people from the dating app Tinder) over a short amount of time.
Adam went on a Tinder Bender over Labor Day Weekend.
Tinder Bender by cici83 September 4, 2013

Tinder-bender

Finding a hookup using the Tinder app that looks attractive on there profile picture and inviting them over, only to find out that they are less than appealing (and STILL hooking up with them).
"Dude I got in such a Tinder-bender last night. I found this smoking hot chick on Tinder and invited her over. When she got there, she looked like she fell from and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... and I STILL hit it."
Tinder-bender by bigr3000 October 20, 2014