tempura chick 

/ˈtɛmpərə chik/
noun
1. flaky Japanese woman dipped in horseshit sauce; superficially nice

Word Origin
from Japanese and English: literally “fried Japanese seafood girl”

Kevin: Hey Miyu-san! What's up?
Miyu-san: Hey. I'm listening jazz. It very popular in Japan.
Kevin: That's cool, I like jazz. Mostly lounge.
Miyu-san: Have you been New Orleans? I wanna go so bad with my friends, I wish someone could take us!
Kevin: Yeah, I've been. Say, since I'm moving in 3 weeks, let's go 2 weekends from now. It's one last time to see each other!
Miyu-san: YES! That is great. It's good idea. I wanna go!

next week
Kevin: Hey, I've been making plans for the trip. Any ideas?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I wanna go this jazz lounge. Make a reservation, please. Oh. Also, make hotel reservation, we will pay back.
Kevin: Nice, you are positive about going?
Miyu-san: Yeah. I cannot wait. And we want gin and tonic for car. Can you?
Kevin: Haha,sure!

next week
Kevin: Miyu-san, I'm on my way to pick you guys up. I've been driving for an hour already, I'll be there in thirty. I've got the gin!
Miyu-san: Oh. My dog wet the floor yesterday. I have to clean. And I'm fighting my roommate. I cannot go. And the other girls have a reason they cannot go, but I won't say.
Kevin: Wh...What? Miyu, are you serious?
Miyu: It is okay. No need to feel sorry for us. We will go next weekend.
Kevin: But.. the reservations.. and I'm moving next weekend..
Miyu: It's okay, don't worry about us! We will be okay!
Kevin: You stupid, flaky Saigon whore, I know you understand what you're doing.
(googles "flaky Japanese")
..ohh... she's a tempura chick.

tempura chick by Daggom February 13, 2015