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tempek by Lo Anjeng November 23, 2021
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Ill-tempered 

It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.
He’s nothing but an ill-tempered scrote.
Ill-tempered by AKACroatalin April 29, 2015

Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

latina temper 

The act of having compassion then yelling & being pissed off to crying in a matter of minutes, all while mantaining an attitude.
latina temper by LatinaTruth August 27, 2015

Temper tantrum 

When someone stamps their feet and shouts and screams until they get their own way. What a spoilt brat.
Awwww is someone having a temper tantrum.

Womb Temperature

When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.

Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm
Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?

Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!

Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!
Womb Temperature by M Mac July 9, 2010

Room Temperature Jeffrey 

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?
More from Urban Dictionary

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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