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Ill-tempered
It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.
Ill-tempered by AKACroatalin April 29, 2015
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Room Temperature Challenge
When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.
Room Temperature Challenge by not John Correia June 5, 2018
latina temper
The act of having compassion then yelling & being pissed off to crying in a matter of minutes, all while mantaining an attitude.
latina temper by LatinaTruth August 27, 2015
Temper tantrum
When someone stamps their feet and shouts and screams until they get their own way. What a spoilt brat.
Temper tantrum by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
Womb Temperature
When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.
Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm
Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm
Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?
Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!
Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!
Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!
Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!
Womb Temperature by M Mac July 9, 2010
Room Temperature Jeffrey
When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?
Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.
Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.
Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.
Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.
Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.
Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.
Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!
Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!
Jeff: *grunts*
*splat*
NEXT DAY...
Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.
Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.
Ralph: What's that?
Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.
Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.
Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.
Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.
Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.
Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.
Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!
Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!
Jeff: *grunts*
*splat*
NEXT DAY...
Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.
Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.
Ralph: What's that?
Room Temperature Jeffrey by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009