Urban Dictionary: television

1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.

2. Very effective brainwashing machine.

Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."

by Kerb November 29, 2004

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A device used for brainwashing

Don't eat everything you see in television

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1. A device so essential to Americans that it is mentioned alongside food, water and shelter during cataclysmic tornadoes, flash floods and earthquakes. Often abbreviated as "TV" or "teevee."

2. The drug of choice for Mike Teevee, a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"We had no water, no power, no TV," Lurleen Tootin of Milledgeville said. "I told my Darrell we damn near could have died."

by Wang April 25, 2005

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Mama's little babysitter

Tiffany, sit down and watch Blue's Clues while the weekday Daddy and I play upstairs.

by Stitchgroover April 30, 2005

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