telepathetic

When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others

Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.

by Mad Kitsune September 3, 2006

telepathetic

Pathetic over long distances. As in, a relationship.

Ever since John moved away, he and Sue have been so telepathetic.

by LeafyGreenVegetable June 15, 2009

telepathetic

Having no telepathic abilities whatsoever, and therefore, suffering from inadequacy syndrome.

As much as Sarah tried to guess what other people were thinking, she couldn't, because she was telepathetic.

by Sarah December 3, 2003

telepathetic

To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves

I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!

by RedWaiter October 30, 2007

telepathetic

Someone who has either no phone or a sucky phone, who isn't caught up with technology.

Stacey and Kham were so telepathetic, they didn't even have a phone~

by SpongebobLovesHerPatrick<3 November 24, 2011

telepathetic

Totally and utterly pathetic and/or useless with televisions and other kinds of technology.

Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.

by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 16, 2008

telepathetic

When friends (or total strangers) have the same pathetic idea (or joke) at the same time and laugh with just one look

Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain

by babu-G November 30, 2019